Yes she did come back yesterday and put my HL mask on so I could spend the night on the long grass.
Human turned up nice and early today it had only just started to rain. Rose and I were showing off our gallop about to see who can buck the highest in the fields. I know human was very impressed. I think Rosie won but she does have much longer legs than me.
In I came after human had cleaned my field. I like hiding my droppings in the bits of grass that are particularly long so you have to search for them. It's fun poo hunting isn't it human? I know you enjoy it and it gets you to move about a bit more. You need to move lots if you want to lose weight you know. I am only doing it for your benefit. You will thank me in the end.
Once on the yard I got some clivers to eat. They were yum I have to say.
When I had done I got my breakfast. Yet again two types of veggybols and I had alreay had my salad. Very nice. You didn't bother putting my nightie on again as the forecast is rain all day and all night too. Wonderful. Just what human needs to put her in a frenzy. Honest human I won't melt in the rain. As I don't have my nightie on my all weather coat can do it's job properly as nature intended.
I assume you are coming back again later as you have left my HL mask in the field and I am in the grazed down bit. Oh and it's fat club again tonight. I will be impressed if you have lost anything. No tantrums please if you haven't and no going to the chip shop on the way home if you have.
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