The joke is on you human

By the way Happy Birthday to the Stallion.

I had such fun this morning. The weather forecast for today is rain rain rain. So when human turns up and it starts to rain she decides riding is not going to happen today. Fair enough I don't mind, even more time for eating methinks. Only after she had gone the sun came out and seems to be staying out. No sign of rain at all. Oops what a shame.
She gave me my breakfast, complete with veggybols. What no salad today? Then set about cleaning my field.
Now this here show we are supposed to be doing. Human seriously needs to get fit. So I thought I would help her today. Everytime she came near me I walked or trotted or even cantered off. I kept her walking round the field at a brisk pace for about 20 minutes. Clever huh. She tried talking to me nicely, growling at me, getting cross, bribery, threats......I just ignored her. I have to be cruel to be kind sometimes. It's for your own good human you will thank me when we are in the show ring. Did she appreciate my efforts to help her get fit? Not a chance.
When I thought she had had enough for today I stood nicely for her. I must have done well as she opened up the field and let me through to the long grass. Yum. She isn't coming back today, she has gone all soppy and is cooking a special meal for the Stallion. I hope he gets plenty of veggybols with that. Veggybols are the best.
Not long 'til my birthday. I wonder if I will get a special birthday meal.....