No I am not in foal

I am horrified at my figure. Just look at my tummy. I look like I am in foal. The rest of me is very slim (for me). I can only put it down to having had so many foals in the past. Dreadful. I need to so some belly lifts. HUMAN.....where are those hoof pick things you poke my bum with to make me lift my tum? I want it doing every day.  You still can't be doing that weigh tape thing right as you say I have lost loads of weight. Not looking at that photo I haven't.
Human, the Stallion (plus carrots), YMF and the yappies came today. Human brought my breakfast with some salad, the Stallion brought tiny carrots. It was so nice to see the yappies. I haven't hardly seen them for a year.
They didn't stop long and the wolf was left in the car. I don't like the wolf and it doesn't like me. Off they all went after moving the fence about a bit. They were going walking in some woods a few miles away.
Tomorrow human we get back to riding everyday please. No excuses please. I really can't be seen in public looking like this.