The comeback queen

Human I am talking about you......yes YOU.
After yesterdays disasterous ride human got bullied, BULLIED I tell you into riding today. TW and Robs human were bullying her. She went home looking for sympathy from YMF. What she got was, "damn right you need to ride tomorrow" so she went to the Stallion looking for sympathy and poor human nasty TW and Robs human. Again she got met with, "Damn right you need to ride tomorrow". Haha human. You got told. She decided to ride.
So she didn't turn up until late. I didn't mind. I knew why. She cleaned my field and put out more clean water and I went with her back to the yard.
I got brushed and hooflets seen to. I hadn't been in long when Robs human turned up. We got dressed and human was ready first. Eager to get going were we human?
We set off in the direction of the ride we did yesterday. I was my normal laid back self. Human didn't have a death grip on the reins amazingly. Again we went in the field and had a trot. Oops is that the farmer over there. We made a hasty retreat back to the bridlepath.
Past the space centre. Those stones are not very pleasant on a girls delicate hooflets. Uh oh I spy a loose dog by the house. I know it doesn't bother me we have passed it many times but how will human cope. Very well is the answer. I am proud of you human.
Onwards we went. Round the back of the cemetery where human started her meltdown yesterday. Back to the bridleway and there was a shout from human......there is a tractor coming up behind me. Honestly human deal with it. You KNOW I don't bother about such trivialities. We were out of its way before it got to us anyway.
Back the way we came. Robs did his jiggy joggy stuff that he often does on the way home but he didn't tank off. I did a fair bit of trotting to keep up with him.
Past the space centre, back to the busy main road.
Wait for a space in the traffic and we set off crossing the road to the village. There was a car coming but it was a long way off. Only it was going fast and wasn't slowing despite human asking it to stop. I thought it wasn't going to stop at all.......eeeeeeeeeek. It slammed it's brakes on just before reaching us. The female driver had a real scowl on her face. Human smiled sweetly and mouthed "thankyou".
Back to the yard with a happy human on board.
I got my "breakfast" only by now it's 3pm bit late for breakfast but it was still yummy. On with my nightie and perfume and back to the field. Human again moved a few posts.
Bye human can we ride again tomorrow?