Amazing Bob

 Bob here,

I am amazing. Finally human is getting to understand this. She's a very slow learner you know. 

I have been up to lots of things. There is a little human who loves me. I love her. I don't know what it is about her but I do love seeing her. I'm not so keen on her Grandpa though. She often comes through my field and I go to see her at the fence line. She has been staying with her Grandparents while her mum is away on holiday. 

Human asked me if I would mind taking her for a wee plod. I jumped at the chance. This wee girl was so excited about this. So we made arrangements and off we went. 

I didn't put a hoof wrong. I didn't want to scare her. She even rode me back to the field. Best bit she let me have a munch on one of the bushes on the yard. I liked this.

I do hope I get to show how sensible I am again. 

I've been taking human out and about too. Being so well behaved for my human. In fact I have been getting some serious carrot points from human. 

Monkey keeps escaping out if our patch of field. No fencing broken, no posts down, trick sending out a big zap. Human is mystified how he is doing it. She's replaced the fencing, bought a new battery and he's still getting out. 

I of course stay exactly where human would like me to be. See what an amazing Bob I am.