Only she decides to faff about with the fencing. Then do some chopping round the edge of the field. Only then do I go to the yard. Nightie off and perfume on I got brushed and hooflets seen to. Got dressed and took human into the school where I showed off my fabulous dressage moves by trotting sideways down one side of the school. I did this several times. Human wasn't impressed she wanted to go straight round the track in trot. **yawn** boring.
When she said we would keep doing it until I did it right.......excuse me did you not notice my advanced dressage moves? ..... I then decided to give in as we might be there all day otherwise. One of us had to give in and as usual it's me. When human gets her stroppy head on there is no point in arguing with her. She is one stubborn mare that human of mine.
We did a bit of cantering as well. Almost unheard of in the school. I think my real human is back with a bang.
When we had finished I stood in the sunshine dozing while I dried off. I had got rather sweaty while I was working. I had my breakfast. Nightie back on and out to the field.
Cue more faffing with fencing. Human has put up a line of fencing inside my section. It doesn't give me any more nor oddly any less grass but it's a real pain. I now have to walk much further ( as I have to walk round this bit of fence) to get to my water. I believe it's supposed to help with my fitness.....erm looked at your fitness have you human. I can walk/trot/canter all the way round a field whilst carrying an overweight granny. You can't even run once round the field carrying nothing. I rest my case.
By the time human went to go home to her own stable she had been with me for 5 hours. I thought she was never going to go.
Camryn here:
ReplyDeleteSooooo, did you get your veggybols after?
No grrr. No veggybols again in my breakfast.
DeleteSat here reading your posting out loud to my hubby. Lol at you Zoe. Lol. Lol
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