Oops busted

It's really warm and sunny here today. Just like the middle of summer.
When human arrived this morning she caught me on the wrong side of the fence with all the yummy grass. Oops. I had been so careful not to leave any droppings and had planned on going back to where I should have been before she got here. So now she has trick-ified the fence the whole way round my field. What she doesn't realise is my baggy drawers nightie stops me getting zapped. I can lean right over the trick and not feel a thing. Haha loser.......
I came in with human and got dressed to go out with both Big Robs and Frankie. Hurrah. We only went down the bridle path. Silly human had all these "what if's" in her head. What if Frank takes off and his brakes don't work? What if Robbie is being silly? What if Rosie explodes like last time and gallops around her field? What if.......? What if......? What if.......? Well human I have an idea how about you try this what if on for size......what if you just relax and enjoy the ride and let me take care of everything?
Did I do anything to scare you?  Were there any loose dogs about? Did Rose explode? Did the poncey warmbloods explode and race about? No? Well there you go then. You are just being stupid AND  you know it.
On the way back Robs went off with his human. Frank and I just followed on at a sedate pace. We could see Robby cantering off in the distance.
When we got back I got my meagre breakfast and human went off to sort out the trick fencing. Should have seen her face when she finally took me back to my field and she saw me not bovvered by the trick. Love it. Now what you gonna do human? Maybe nighties aren't so bad after all. She has cleaned out the trough as well so we now have nice clean water. It was getting rather manky.....yuk.