Oh dear

I didn't hide my droppings well enough so no hay for me today.
Human is not in a good way today. Leaking all over the place. Thank goodness for my mane. It's great for mopping up leaking humans.
I came in with her after she had done her chores. I got well brushed but then I had rather resembled a mountain bog pony. I just can't resist rolling in the mud. It feels sooooooooo good. Human should try it sometime, it's great for both body and soul. She doesn't know what she is missing.
After I was clean I got dressed for riding. We went in the school for a wee while. I helped human close the gate. I am getting good at doing it myself just can't do the latch but I can close it and keep it closed for her.
There was a man in Archies garden. He kept hiding in the greenhouse and the shed and popping up when I walked past. I didn't feel up to doing any trotting today. Human didn't ask again. I secretly think she was pleased.
When we came out we went round the village. We had to wait at the junction for the man who owns the land I live on to come past in his car. Then we met a very very noisy van. We negotiated all the hazards ok. When we got back I got my breakfast. What no carrot today? The salad and swede were nice but please remember the carrot in future human.
That was it. Back out to my field. Human went off on her way still leaking....