Impressed with human today

My day starts as usual. Human arriving and doing her stuff.
I then come in with her. Surely she isn't going to ask me to let her ride again today. We have already done 5 days running.....
I went in my room and had a chat to Frankie and tried to ignore that Bracken whilst eating some yummy hay. Frank said he and Robs were going to take their humans to Bunny woods. Surely wimpy human wasn't going to ask me to join them. It's a fair way and I have worked hard for her this week.
They all started getting us dressed at the same time so looks like it. Blimey maybe the wimp has gone and my usual human has come back. But no.
In the school we go. We say goodbye to the boys as they head off out.
We did about 30 mins in the school, trendy bendy stuff, walk stuff, trot stuff, sideways stuff, brakes working? stuff.
I thought it was about time to test my humans nerve a bit and see how she coped so I decided to mess about a bit. You know, just to see what she did. Did she panic and jump off? Scream in terror? Tell me off and get the beating stick out? Nope none of those. She passed my test with flying colours. She just sat there and asked me to repeat what I had been doing until I did it ok. Well done human.
Then blow me if she didn't ask me to take her out of the yard and round the village. Blimey you are getting braver human.
There were some humans picking up litter, waving bags about. I thought human would panic but she didn't. She just started talking to me like I was the wimpy one. I dread to think what those humans must have thought of me......I wanted to tell them it's not me it's the human that's lost her nerve you know. But I didn't. I just put up with being called a silly fat pudding and carried on taking human round the road.
When we got back I got a nice breakfast in my room. Had some hay and avoided the Bracks. Human only came and gave him more hay. Not on human. You are my human not Bracks. If I can't have more hay I don't see why he should have any.
Back out to my field where Rosie was waiting for me.
Bye human see you tomorrow. Can I have a day off please?