I am the best.......

........at getting human to feed me more. Frankie check this out...allow me to explain.

Monday I took humans riding twice. I thought that I might get more breakfast on Tues to replace all those calories I had burnt off working so hard on Monday. I was wrong. So I thought and I thought and came up with a plan. It worked.

Human counts how many droppings I do each day. If the number drops too low she thinks I have not had enough to eat. Now I am in a tiddly little paddock so........I did a few droppings in the normal place and hid the rest over the edge of the field where all sorts of things grow. I don't go over there very often it's a bit grim.

Human came in the field. Saw how few droppings there were and panicked. She dropped off my breakfast bowl (with both salad and veggybols in it) and rushed off to get me some hay. Brilliant. Well done Zoe. After she had put the hay down she went off to collect my droppings and oops noticed the piles that I had hidden. Too late Mrs I have hay.....Oh yes I is the bestest, I is the bestest.

The bag that she brought the hay in flew away in the wind, catching on Rosies fence startling her in the process. Oops. Sorry Rose.

Human wimped out of riding today. She had planned on me taking her all the way down the bridlepath. She was slightly later than usual hoping that most of the dog walkers would be gone. Only it was raining and very very windy so she used that as an excuse to wimp out. The school was flooded still so said we couldn't really go in there.

Time to man up human.....we used to go out in the rain, and the wind. You are only kidding yourself if you think that is why you didn't ride today. Not that I am complaining mind. Hay AND no work. Bonus.