What is wrong with this cartoon?

Oh haha so very funny. Yes I know some horses are like this. I would like to point out that in the relationship I have with my human it's not me that freaks at things but human. Honestly she has become such a wimp. I remember a time when I could take her anywhere, past, through, round, over or even under ANYTHING.  Not anymore. **sigh**              

This morning I did get to take human out. Just  as I asked yesterday we set off for the bridlepath that runs down the side of my field out the back of the village. All was fine. Rosie was just standing in our field as we went past. She did call out hello and that was fine. 

At the bottom of the track by the bench we could see a truck with a trailer that had some kind of vehicle on it. And a person. Great said human, maybe it's the farmer that owns that land. It wasn't but he did tell human where to find the farmer.

There is a footpath that crosses his land to the next village. The riders from the next village are allowed to ride across it to our village but we are not allowed to ride across it to theirs. Human wants to ask the farmer for permission to ride across it. Worst he can say is no. 

As we rode past him after stopping for a chat he started to unload the vehicle from the trailer. It made such a noise. I felt human tense up. It's ok human, nothing to worry about. We carried on along the track when I could hear a noise coming up behind us. Oh it's ok just that strange vehicle whizzing along the field. It was seperated from us by a hedge. Yes you got it. Human tensed up. Don't panic human it's in the field not on the track, it won't get you. 

Human decided she had had enough at this point and we turned round to go home. Fine by me, breakfast earlier than I thought then. Great. 

We could see Rose. She was just standing in the field watching. As we got level with her she exploded and started galloping about. Yeehaa can we gallop about too human? NO was the answer from a tensed up human with a death grip on the reins. Woah chill human I was only asking.  

At the top of the bridlepath we saw a strange thing. A quad bike with lights on and a trailer on the back about to come down the path towards us. Well by this time human was about wetting herself. So she hopped off. Tried to tell me it was so she could walk me home like Franks human does.  Haha She must be more stupid than I thought if she thinks I was taken in by that reason. Anyway we walked back to the yard where I got undressed and had my breakfast.

Anyone got any suggestions on how to get my brave human back. I am not sure I like this wimpy version..