Human should listen to Cheyenne

I want to go live with Cheyenne for two very good reasons. 1) He agrees with me that I don't get enough to eat and 2) He says I look slimmer when human is being mean and saying I don't.

Human was later today. Sunday is the day the buses don't run at all so she has to get a lift with someone. Today Franks human kindly brought her.

Human said it's still too icy out for riding. I thought that odd as it seems ok in my field. The bridlepath is all icy and on a hill. Now human has NEVER seen me slip over. However I have seen human fall over loads of times. Four legs good, two legs bad. Obviously.

She brought me some breakfast and a teeny tiny bit of hay mixed in with straw for me to eat. Rosie was sooooooooooooo jealous. I pulled faces at her in case she had any ideas about eating MY food. That stopped her alright. Grunpy horrid old human has said now the grass isn't frozen I won't be getting ANY hay. How mean is that? Still obsessed as ever with my waistline she says I need to lose some weight before the yummy spring grass arrives. As always human how about you practise what you preach? Huh? Far far from a size 0 yourself aren't you?

She set about cleaning my field which took longer as she didn't bother yesterday. No sympathy from me.  Then off she toddled. I know she didn't go home as I could hear her. She went in Franks field with his human testing out the trick. Well clever old Frank isn't bothered about any stupid trick haha. He can touch it and it doesn't bother him. Go Frankie, go Frankie, go Frankie.............