I have found out what those new posts are for. That rotten human has fenced most of the way round my field. So now I have nowhere at all I can rub my itchy bits. How mean is that?
She brought me more minging breakfast again today. What is she trying to do to me? I left it after a nibble. She even put some mints in it to see if that would tempt me but no. I just ate the mints and left the yukky stuff.
The good news is I had a day off today. So just watched human and her mean trick while I munched the grass.
Tomorrow human has said I am getting a massage. Nice thanks human but can I have some nice breakfast please like I had yesterday? She claims it's exactly the same she is giving me everyday. I can assure you it's not.
Off she went for a cuppa with NRH. Leaving the breakfast bowl in my field. It will still be there with breakfast in it in the morning. I am not touching it.
oh you are so funny Zoe
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tell your human to taste it and see if she likes it! bless
Bet you ate it in the end zozo.....I wonder why it doesn't taste so nice at the mment , what a shame :(
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