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 Bob here,

I know I know I've been letting Zoe play with out blog. 

According to human I've been a prize nob. As if. I came in because Alex the ahem "equine hygienist" Yeah you know what her job entails. I wasn't happy coming in by myself. So I charged about doing lots of shouting. That apparantly makes me a nob. A very handsome nob though.

More news on human and her arthur-rite-us. She has been to see a fancy human vet who kept saying, It's only going to get worse and you're not getting any younger" Talk about stating the obvious. So she is on a list waiting to have her hip replaced. I asked Zoe where do the vets get a new hip joint from. She didn't know either. I wonder if it's from dead humans? 

She is likely to have to wait about 6 months for it. She says that would be great because it would take us up to december. then she wouldn't be able to have to cook for everyone at xmas AND The Stallion would have to see to us. She wonders if she could milk her recovery until winter was over? The Stallion says no he will weld a hay carrier onto a zimmer frame for her. Clever Stallion.