I hate flies. What purpose do they serve? Any apart from annoying me?
Human came and saw my distress. I have lots more fly owies. Human put my face mask on to protect my eyes and then went and got my nightie aka fly rug. Phew that feels better, cheers human.
Human spent ages faffing about in the field. Goodness knows what she was up to. I couldn't see any changes when she had finished so pretty pointless in my opinion.