I got to take human out for a wee plod today. It wasn't the best. Human was very argumentative. The flies were horrendous. Human did her best flicking them off with the beating stick. There was loads of lovely long luscious grass around. Human and I argued a lot about whether I should eat some or not. Human said not. I said eat. It didn't go well.
Needless to say we didn't go far before turning round. We came back the long way round the village, no flies or grass to argue over.
When we got back I had some breakfast and back to my field I went.
I do hope human isn't as argumentative next time I take her out.