Hurrah human is home. I was so very pleased to see her today. She went and got all emotional when I made so much fuss about seeing her again.
I got my lunch and then human faffed. She is a first rate faffer. She faffed with the fencing, she faffed with the water, she faffed with the cleaning and even faffed with the water she puts out for the dogs that walk through my field.
When she had finished, my field looked all different and I got a big chunk of long grass to munch on.
If that was faffing gets me faff away to your hearts content human.